Date Dreamed: 2014-02-19
Dream
I wake up on the floor after some
partying (I may or may not have passed out). While I was unconscious, my hand
has been propped up and a microphone was placed in it. Chippy D, an arena
rocker, is singing into this microphone during his performance. I start making
jokes with a nearby groupie about how my arm has been turned into a microphone
stand. Chippy spits while he is singing, and when some hits my arm the women comments on this with
faux-outrage. He eventually takes the microphone back and I sarcastically thank
him for letting me hold it. The groupie then starts making advances towards me.
I’m being coy about this, but am happy about it.
Context Explanations
I was convinced that Chippy D was an
actual singer from a rock band when I woke up, but upon later reflection I know
this isn’t the case.
Plot Holes
I was actually engaging in passable
flirting with a woman, and it was effective.
Erection?
Rockingly Yes
Analysis
I must say that using a passed out audience
member for a microphone stand is a very metal move. When I pointed out the plot hole, the fact that I was able to
flirt with the groupie wasn’t the improbable part. If I have some sort of
external stimulus that I can comment on, I’m typically capable of conversation
with strangers. These strangers can even be female. Sports are usually my go to
for this purpose, but being utilized in a rock show could also work. The improbable
part was that it got a non-plutonic response. I can make jokes and exchange
sarcastic banter, but I can’t do the more lascivious type of flirting. What I
do can hardly be called flirting I guess, since usually only leads to
friendships, if anything. I also kind of got the feeling that the girl was only
interested in me due to a perceived connection between me and Chippy D, so
there’s that.
Auguries
Don’t pass out near an active hair metal band.
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